One of my wildest fantasies is to punch Tim Burton in the jaw. Plain and simple. There’s a full list of people I’d love to punch in the...

I would say that you couldn’t pay me enough to watch a war movie, but joke’s on me, I ended up seeing Dunkirk in theaters a few weeks...

I usually don’t see movies in the theater twice, but somehow, I had the pleasure of seeing Baby Driver that many times. The first time, I...

When I was a kid, my sister and I used to watch a lot of movies together. This was especially true when we would go visit relatives. The...

A few months ago on Twitter, I set up a poll asking if the dance scene in Beetlejuice is better than the dance scene in Ex Machina. I was...

To every person who’s known me since 2013, I’m so sorry for what you’re about to read. If you knew me then, you definitely heard me talk...

While the world busted into the DVD lifestyle in the early 2000s, I was lovingly living in the Stone Age with a VHS player. At age eight,...

The easiest lie to tell anybody is, “I love documentaries.” I say this a lot, because in theory I love them, but in reality I watch maybe...

At the prime age of eleven, I dragged my poor mother and a friend to see the Night M. Shyamalan masterpiece Lady in the Water. I was so...

There’s a scene in A Clockwork Orange where the main character is held down and is brainwashed into hating violence and feeling nauseous...