Do I Really Like Documentaries if I Only Watch 3 a Year?
The easiest lie to tell anybody is, “I love documentaries.” I say this a lot, because in theory I love them, but in reality I watch maybe...
Drowning the Nostalgia
At the prime age of eleven, I dragged my poor mother and a friend to see the Night M. Shyamalan masterpiece Lady in the Water. I was so...
Please Stop Trying to Get Me to Watch Princess Bride
There’s a scene in A Clockwork Orange where the main character is held down and is brainwashed into hating violence and feeling nauseous...
"I Told You, [Almost] Perfect."
If I could Frankenstein my way into making the world’s greatest movie, without a doubt I would take the world building and small details...