Unfortunately, Movies
There comes a time, in every person’s life, where they make a blog. When I was 14, I tried to make a movie review blog on Wordpress with...
Is Signs as Good as I Remember? (No.)
Maybe I had a M. Night Shyamalan phase, or maybe it is consequence of the time, but similarly to my Lady in the Water obsession, a group...
Cinematic Canon, Save Me
Before my only ambition in life was to talk shit movies, I was heavily immersed in the literary canon. I grew up in a house where as a...
When You Are Always Stuck On The Past: Avatar Sucks And They’re Making 4 More.
I can probably tell you the entire plot of Avatar, give you a plot analysis, without needing to be promoted or refreshed by Wikipedia. I...
Shaping The Shape of Water Characters
The Shape of Water is a story we’ve all seen before. It’s a basic forbidden romance, with some science fiction dashed in, yet I couldn’t...
Coming of Age with Lady Bird
This week, I crawled into a movie theater on a cold Friday night, alone, and purchased a ticket to see Lady Bird. I was expecting a movie...
Wish Fulfillment and The Craft
When you’re a sixteen year old, you feel like the world is always against you. Despite being well out of high school, I see the appeal of...
Shedding Light on Beetlejuice
With a lack of enthusiasm towards Tim Burton, it’s hard to believe that I’m yet again writing about that clown. However, Halloween does...