Unfortunately, Movies
There comes a time, in every person’s life, where they make a blog. When I was 14, I tried to make a movie review blog on Wordpress with...
Is Signs as Good as I Remember? (No.)
Maybe I had a M. Night Shyamalan phase, or maybe it is consequence of the time, but similarly to my Lady in the Water obsession, a group...
Cinematic Canon, Save Me
Before my only ambition in life was to talk shit movies, I was heavily immersed in the literary canon. I grew up in a house where as a...
When You Are Always Stuck On The Past: Avatar Sucks And They’re Making 4 More.
I can probably tell you the entire plot of Avatar, give you a plot analysis, without needing to be promoted or refreshed by Wikipedia. I...
Shaping The Shape of Water Characters
The Shape of Water is a story we’ve all seen before. It’s a basic forbidden romance, with some science fiction dashed in, yet I couldn’t...
Coming of Age with Lady Bird
This week, I crawled into a movie theater on a cold Friday night, alone, and purchased a ticket to see Lady Bird. I was expecting a movie...
Wish Fulfillment and The Craft
When you’re a sixteen year old, you feel like the world is always against you. Despite being well out of high school, I see the appeal of...
Shedding Light on Beetlejuice
With a lack of enthusiasm towards Tim Burton, it’s hard to believe that I’m yet again writing about that clown. However, Halloween does...
Where's Laika's Oscar?
The thing that fuels my anger and bitterness is the bias and favoritism that runs rampant through the Academy Awards. Usually, my anger...
Obligatory Death Note Thoughts
On Friday, Netflix cursed us with something we’ve all been dreading, Death Note. Since it has been announced, the collective fan-base has...